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Archive for June, 2009

You are supposed to be job hunting at the moment but you are putting it off. Or rather Putting It Off, the capitals being entirely justified by the lengths to which you will go to avoid it.
This is partly because the wonderful world of state school teaching seems oddly uninterested in you. Surely they are [...]

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So there you are this morning spooning a breakfast of special, homemade muesli into the Star and listening to the radio.
The Chris Moyles show on Radio One.
Well, you refuse to listen to Radio Two, despite the fact that the actually play music you like. Music which you were a teenager with. Music that was too hip [...]

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The other particularly helpful baby book Best Friend gave you was supposed to be an antidote to Gina Ford’s regimentation being the key to happiness. Harvey “I’m a doctor donchaknow” Karp’s Baby Bliss.

Unlike Ms Ford’s stick to the schedule first and think later approach, Dr Karp has a Theory about the first three months of [...]

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When you crawl through the door,
It is clear to Mummy,
You’re the one she adores,
The one she wants to see.
(Rock) Star, Mummy really loves you.
(Rock) Star, Papa loves you too.
We’re the ones who made you.

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