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Archive for November 3rd, 2006

On being a bass player.

The conductor walks on stage and finds the 1st oboe trying to stuff a double bass player into a tuba. She breaks up the fight and asks what in tarnation is going on.
“He stamped on my reed,” sobs the oboist, pointing a shaking finger at the offender.
 ”That’s nothing!” declaims the bass player in outrage. “She untuned [...]

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